The American Horror Story House is For Sale

Well, fans of American Horror Story, have I got the Christmas present for you.

I know you’ve been sitting around thinking about the best way to invest that $4.5 million that’s been burning a hole in your pocket. Look no further than Westchester Place, Los Angeles.The American Horror Story “Murder House” is on the market, and being sold by Joe Babajian. No really. And I was hugely disappointed that the description of the house didn’t start with “classic LA Victorian.”Here’s the description from the realty website. I’d like to get a peek at that ballroom.

L.A. HISTORIC CULTURAL MONUMENT #660: THE ALFRED F. ROSENHEIM MANSION LOCATED IN COUNTRY CLUB PARK. IRREPLACEABLE MASTERPIECE COMPRISED OF A 3-STORY MAIN HOUSE PLUS A GRAND BALLROOM (FORMERLY A CHAPEL) CURRENTLY USED AS A RECORDING STUDIO. TIFFANY STAINED GLASS WINDOWS, TIFFANY LIGHT FIXTURES, TIFFANY LEADED-GLASS DISPLAY CASES AND A MUSEUM-QUALITY SET OF TIFFANY GLASS DOORS ADORN THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND RESIDENCE. ADDITIONAL FEATURES INCLUDE RICH WOOD PANELING, WOOD FLOORS, 6 VINTAGE TILE FIREPLACES, BEAMED CEILINGS AND COUNTLESS OTHER ORIGINAL DETAILS. FORMAL DINING ROOM WITH ANTIQUE GOLD AND SILVER LEAF HAND-PAINTED CEILINGS. LARGE SOLARIUM OVERLOOKING THE BEAUTIFUL, PRIVATE GROUNDS. BREATHTAKING IN EVERY RESPECT, THIS RESIDENCE EVOKES THE QUALITY AND GRANDEUR OF A BYGONE ERA AND REPRESENTS A ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION OPPORTUNITY. SUBSTANTIAL PROPERTY TAX SAVINGS THROUGH THE MILLS ACT.

Well with all the mention of 6 bedroom and 5 bathroom on all of that 10,440 square feet of horrific goodness, they failed to mention if the house comes with a maid.

Or a doctor.

Or a couple of decorators.

Or a couple of burned children, red headed twin boys, crazed jilted lover, or any Dahlias.

Hmm. Might need to look that one up.

American Horror Story airs on FX Wednesdays at 10PM e/p.

PS OMG! What if you bought the house and then lived in the house. Would you have the guts to watch American Horror Storyon a TV in that house?

I. Would. Not.

Thanks to Vulture for the story.

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Posted on December 14, 2011, in TV and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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